Larry the Lion
There's a lot to be said about Larry the Lion. Too bad he can't tell you himself. You see Larry suffers from chronic laryngitis. Usually when he opens his mouth to roar nothing comes out! Dr. Antelope, one of the fine doctors at Gentle Jungle General has prescribed Larry a lemon a day to help the laryngitis go away. He also suggests Larry cut other things from his diet, including antelope!
Lyrics
This here is the story of the King of the Jungle
his name is Larry the Lion
when he opened up his mouth
no mighty roar came out
no matter how hard he is trying
so he made sure his mane was groomed
walked on down to the emergency room
and he said, "I need to see a vet!"
Out came Dr. Antelope with his medicine bag
and a stethoscope,
"Can you help me Doc?" Doc said, "You bet!"
"Open up Larry and please say awh"
He could see the Lion’s throat was raw
"Ah ha! I see what's wrong with you
the reason you can no longer roar
is the back of your throat is red and soar
here's what I want you to do
Buy a bag of lemons, eat one every night at eleven
until I see you again, keep it to a dull roar
Go on home and get some rest
try to watch what you digest
and please... don't eat antelope anymore!"